"Finally, gain your own testimony of the Savior. Pray passionately. Read the Book of Mormon when no one is watching..."
Elder Neil L. Andersen, Quroum of the 70
175th Annual General Conference of the LDS church, April 2005
"Beware of the evil behind the smiling eyes."

Reminds me of the time I was reading the Book of Mormon at youth activity and the stake president's son knocked it out of my hand, saying "too much study makes Todd a dull boy" So I went to the Bishop who said "if you cant participate with the other boys with basketball than maybe you should go home." So I went home and read the Book of Mormon where no one was watching. The end.